My version to Olive's Ode to Insouciance
This is my version to Olive's blog. Pardon my lack of literary talent. I dont have the gift of words (Im not saying that Olive has..hehehe).
Before reading this pls refer to Olive's blog first: http://marchviolets.multiply.com/journal/item/11/Ode_to_Insouciance
Now, that you've banged your head on the wall after reading hers, here's mine.
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It was one of those rare times that I actually travelled with Olive. Well, knowing Olive's penchant for disappointing us and not to mention her insanely reluctance to leave her comfort zone (translated: in front of computer), it was a real miracle that she finally accepted our pleadings to come to Baguio with us.
Baguio, as always was nice. The weather was good and we had good company.We were invited for lunch for free but it came with a price: we had to listen to them sing in karaoke. Oh, what marvelous guests we were. We clapped and sang along. Much to the glee of our hosts, who just couldnt take a cue, and felt more encouraged to belt non-stop.
Anyway, Olive and I, like Meryll Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her (Im Meryll, obviously), sneaked out of the house just because we couldnt take it anymore. Of course we gave a lame excuse that lunch was so nice and we ate more than the capacity of our tiny stomachs.
We found ourselves strolling along the neighbourhood. It was a quiet one and believe it or not, I was actually enjoying our walk. And then there was this hidden path. Ever curious, Olive and I followed this narrow path leading to a private house. It did say "Private Property" (which could also translate to "Keep Out") but being stubborn and all and not that comfortable with authority and rules, we defied that sign.
Slowly, slowly we walked towards the gate and suddenly we heard a dog barking. Could it be coming from the house? We hopefully dont think so. But it was. And the dog must have sensed that intruders were coming in. The dog barked incessantly. Trying to scare us.
Olive, who just wanted to pretend that she's calm under pressure, that she's the cool one, advised me to relax and dont run and act like we are not scared. Dogs could sense that (she thinks she's a dog guru).
Anyway, for the lack of any other option, I followed Olive's advice and we slowly turned our backs from the gate and slowly retreated back to the main road.
But then we heard the barking growing louder and louder and we soon realized that the faithful canine had already gone out of the gate and was chasing us.
We were scared shitless!. We ran as fast as we could and we didnt even look back. We were so focused and determined to reach the house and get away from the attacker!
Luckily, when we almost reach the house, we heard the dog's bark from the distance. "Whew! he finally left us alone..we really did run that fast..whew!"
So, we stopped and look at that growling piece of an animal.
And we saw him. This tiny tiny hairless dog which only stands 10-12 inches meters whose bark, im sure, is worst than his bite.
Olive and I looked at each other in shock and broke into peals of laughter.
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I almost forgot this story. Thanks for reminding me ;)